The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship

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The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship

"All's Fair in Love and Wine"

2017

1h 40m

4.8(7 votes)

Drama

Comedy

Overview

The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship is a smart, sexy comedy that explores the truth about relationships today.

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17 members

Acting

Krista Bridges

Cat Lytton

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Enrico Colantoni

Freddy Fiore

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David Cubitt

Richard Avery

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Brooke Palsson

Amy

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Tony Nappo

Darren

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Kristina Nicoll

Heddy

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Alvaro D'Antonio

Max

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Lina Giornofelice

Christine

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Astrid Van Wieren

Marta

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Adam Waxman

Andrei

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David Paetkau

James

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Jefferson Mappin

Chef Mario

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Kevin Bundy

Bob

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Chantal Quesnel

Chantal

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Frank Deluca

Michel

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Rebecca Dalton

Alexa

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Moses Nyarko

Stegehand Luke

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