Onion News Empire

2013

0h 27m

6.8(5 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.

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Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

Jeffrey Tambor

David Bryant

Acting

Christopher Masterson

Sam West

Acting

Aja Naomi King

Jillian

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William Sadler

Ed Musgrove

Acting

Laila Robins

Helena Zweibel

Acting

Cheyenne Jackson

Cameron Grey

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Mabel L'Ecuyer

Courtney Carter

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Jolly Abraham

Abigail

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Jodi Applegate Kay

Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)

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Charles Techman

Kip O'Rourke

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Jonathan Marballi

Terrorist

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Harriett D. Foy

Vivian

Acting

Jack Gilpin

Archibald Zweibel

Acting

James Caulfield

Father Zweibel

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Tanner Flood

Kid

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Darrie Lawrence

Old Lady

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Therese Plaehn

Producer

Crew

Michael Crowe

Kidnapper (uncredited)

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