CinemaOSMovie · 1999 · 1h 27m

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.

52%(6)IMDbDramaRomance

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

Directed byRomed Wyder

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 27m
Language
FR
Released
September 29, 1999
Studios
TSRLaïka FilmsParadigma Films

Featuring

Cast & crew

5 credited
Starring

Vincent Coppey

Arno

Alexandra Tiedemann

Nina

Pietro Musillo

Maurizio

Nalini Selvadoray

Alice

Frédéric Martin

Frédéric Martin

Le Guitariste

Creative team
Directed by
Romed Wyder
Romed Wyder
Written by
Romed Wyder
Romed Wyder
Produced by
Romed Wyder
Romed Wyder

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