

"Intelligence is relative."
When a disc containing memoirs of a former CIA analyst falls into the hands of gym employees, Linda and Chad, they see a chance to make enough money for Linda to have life-changing cosmetic surgery. Predictably, events whirl out of control for the duo, and those in their orbit.
Harry Pfarrer

Linda Litzke

Chad Feldheimer

Osborne Cox

Katie Cox

Ted

Sandy Pfarrer

CIA Officer

CIA Superior

Krapotkin

Alan

Tuchman Marsh Man

Divorce Lawyer

Peck

Olson

Party Guest

Party Guest

Cosmetic Surgeon

Stretching Gym Patron

Prospective Gym Customer
Manolo

Lawyer's Secretary

Russian Embassy Escort
Senior Russian Embassy Man

Hal

Process Server

Morning Show Host

Morning Show Hostess

PR Woman

Sandy's Man

Four-Year-Old Patient
Star of "Coming Up Daisy"

Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian
Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian

Drunken Princetonian

Gym Guy (uncredited)

Tourist (uncredited)

Tourist (uncredited)

Tourist (uncredited)

Businessman (uncredited)
Midwestern Tourist (uncredited)

Senator (uncredited)

Man in Park (uncredited)
Suspicious Tourist - Day Player (uncredited)

Suspicious Man (uncredited)