The Green Butchers

The Green Butchers

The Green Butchers

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The Green Butchers

"Pick your cut!"

2003

1h 40m

7.1(317 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.

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19 members

Acting

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Bjarne / Eigil

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Acting

Mads Mikkelsen

Svend

Mads Mikkelsen

Acting

Line Kruse

Astrid

Line Kruse

Acting

Nicolas Bro

Hus Hans

Nicolas Bro

Acting

Aksel Erhardtsen

Villumsen

Aksel Erhardtsen

Acting

Bodil Jørgensen

Tina

Bodil Jørgensen

Acting

Ole Thestrup

Holger

Ole Thestrup

Acting

Lily Weiding

Juhl

Lily Weiding

Acting

Camilla Bendix

Beate

Camilla Bendix

Acting

Tomas Villum Jensen

Håndværker

Tomas Villum Jensen

Acting

Elsebeth Steentoft

Ingrid Grith

Elsebeth Steentoft

Acting

Mikkel Vadsholt

Elektriker

Mikkel Vadsholt

Acting

Peter Lambert

Håndværker

No Image

Sound

Jeppe Kaas

Musiker

Jeppe Kaas

Acting

Jakob Cedergren

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Jakob Cedergren

Acting

Kristian Halken

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Kristian Halken

Acting

Kjeld Nørgaard

Leif Larsen

Kjeld Nørgaard

Acting

Lars Ranthe

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Lars Ranthe

Acting

Peter Reichhardt

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Peter Reichhardt

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