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Kiss Me Quick!

Kiss Me Quick!

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Kiss Me Quick!

1964

1h 10m

4.6(10 votes)

Comedy

Science Fiction

Horror

Overview

Sterilox, an asexual ambassador from the Buttless galaxy, comes to earth in search of feminine breeding stock. A mad scientist treats the alien to dancing sex robots.

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10 featured cast members

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Max Gardens

Dr. Breedlove/The Grand Glom

Frank A. Coe

Sterilox/Frankenstein Monster

Natasha

Boobra

Jackie De Witt

Kissme

Bibi

Barebra

Claudia Banks

Hotty Totty

Althea Currier

Althea Currier

Gertie Tassle

Donna

Gigi String

Lucky

Lotta Cash

Pat Hall

Gina Catchafanni

Creative team

Directed by: Peter Perry Jr.
Written by: Peter Perry Jr.
Produced by: Max Gardens
Harry H. Novak

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