"Neil Price is in a bad mood. He got up on the wrong side of the country this morning."
Very much in love, Neil's wedding plans are sabotaged, beginning when he is abandoned, naked, on a Scottish island. A road trip ensues, with Neil encountering many obstacles as he makes his way to London for what he believes is to be his wedding day. Or is it?
Neil Price
Carmen Svennipeg
Gary Bicknell
Tina
Jackie
Hilary
Elderly Man
Elderly Woman
Margaret
Morris
Flora
Pilot
Insp Lubbock
Policeman
Nutter
Dr Barnet
Old Man
Graham
Brenda
Caroline
Traffic PC
Waiter
Longcoat
Sarah's father
Milkman
Video Biographer
Vicar
Unknown Role