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Whatsoeverly

Whatsoeverly

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Whatsoeverly

"I have no dream but I like beaver!"

2011

1h 33m

6.1(549 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Corrupt and sleazy entrepreneur Cetto La Qualunque comes back to Italy and "jumps into politics" lest his law-abiding opponent, Giovanni De Santis, is elected as mayor.

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Antonio Albanese

Antonio Albanese

Cetto La Qualunque

Sergio Rubini

Sergio Rubini

Gerardo "Jerry" Salerno

Lorenza Indovina

Lorenza Indovina

Carmen La Qualunque

Nicola Rignanese

Nicola Rignanese

Pino 'O Straniero'

Davide Giordano

Davide Giordano

Carmelo "Melo" La Qualunque

Veronica Da Silva

Isabel De Los Santos detta Cosa, la compagna sudamericana

Mario Cordova

Mario Cordova

Falso Invalido

Massimo Cagnina

Massimo Cagnina

Geometra

Maurizio Comito

Maurizio Comito

Comito

Alfonso Postiglione

Alfonso Postiglione

Ragioniere

Creative team

Directed by: Giulio Manfredonia
Written by: Antonio Albanese
Piero Guerrera
Produced by: Domenico Procacci

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