

"Worst. Babysitter. Ever."
Noah, is not your typical entertain-the-kids-no-matter-how-boring-it-is kind of sitter. He's reluctant to take a sitting gig; he'd rather, well, be doing anything else, especially if it involves slacking. When Noah is watching the neighbor's kid he gets a booty call from his girlfriend in the city. To hook up with her, Noah takes to the streets, but his urban adventure spins out of control as he finds himself on the run from a maniacal drug lord.
Noah Griffith

Blithe Pedulla

Slater Pedulla

Rodrigo Pedulla

Marisa Lewis

Karl

Roxanne

Mrs. Pedulla

Dr. Pedulla

Julio

Sandy Griffith

Jim Griffith

Jacolby

Garv

Clayton

Ricky Fontaine

Twin #1

Twin #2

Tina

Benji Gillespie
Bethany

Ashton Griffith
Soul Baby

Wendy Sapperstein

Mrs. Sapperstein

Ricky Fontaine's Girlfriend

Maitre' D

Kid City Employee

Officer Frank

Officer Petite

Lounge Singer

Guy on Subway Platform
Stephanie

News Anchor
News Broadcaster #2
Valet

Asian Fish Monger

Asian Man #1
Asian Man #2
Guy Having Sex
Girl Having Sex
Warhol Model (uncredited)

Disc Jockey (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Valet Attendant (uncredited)
Smooth Bar Dude

Party Guest (uncredited)

Asian Man with Smoke (uncredited)
Local (uncredited)
Taxi Driver (uncredited)
Girl on the Subway (uncredited)

War Veteran (uncredited)
Bar Mitzvah Guest (uncredited)
Bar Mitzvah Guest (uncredited)