The Baby and the Battleship
The Baby and the Battleship

The Baby and the Battleship

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1956
1h 36m
6.0(8 votes)
Comedy

Overview

After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.

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54 members
Acting

John Mills

Puncher Roberts

John Mills
Acting

Richard Attenborough

Knocker White

Richard Attenborough
Acting

André Morell

Marshal

André Morell
Directing

Bryan Forbes

Prof. Evans

Bryan Forbes
Acting

Michael Hordern

Capt. Hugh

Michael Hordern
Acting

Ernest Clark

Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby

Ernest Clark
Acting

Harry Locke

CPO Blades

Harry Locke
Acting

Michael Howard

Joe

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Lionel Jeffries

George

Lionel Jeffries
Acting

Clifford Mollison

Sails

Clifford Mollison
Acting

John Le Mesurier

The Marshal’s Aide

John Le Mesurier
Acting

Ferdy Mayne

Interpreter

Ferdy Mayne
Acting

Kenneth Griffith

Sub-Lieutenant

Kenneth Griffith
Acting

Gordon Jackson

Harry

Gordon Jackson
Acting

Martyn Garrett

The baby

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Lisa Gastoni

Maria Vespucci

Lisa Gastoni
Acting

Norma Donaldson

Dr. Bryce

Norma Donaldson
Acting

Thorley Walters

Lt. Setley

Thorley Walters
Acting

Duncan Lamont

Master-at-Arms

Duncan Lamont
Acting

Cyril Raymond

P.M.O.

Cyril Raymond
Acting

Harold Siddons

Whiskers

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D.A. Clarke-Smith

The Admiral

D.A. Clarke-Smith
Acting

Carlo Giustini

First Vespucci Brother

Carlo Giustini
Acting

Vincent Barbi

Second Vespucci Brother

Vincent Barbi
Acting

Vittorio Vittori

Third Vespucci Brother

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Chris Adcock

Seaman

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Patrick Allen

Mate

Patrick Allen
Acting

Robert Ayres

American Captain

Robert Ayres
Acting

Vincent Ball

Second Sailor at Dance

Vincent Ball
Acting

Rebecca Birken

Ginny

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Aza Caralova

Lady at Dance

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Patrick Cargill

Navigation Officer

Patrick Cargill
Acting

Tony Castleton

Seaman

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Acting

Leigh Christian

Marilyn

Leigh Christian
Acting

Dan Cressey

Officer

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Michael Dear

S.B.A. Nightingale

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Jacinta Dicks

Mama Vespucci

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John Forbes-Robertson

Gunnery Officer

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Barry Foster

First Sailor at Dance

Barry Foster
Acting

Jim Henderson

Bartender

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Brandon Jones

Bobby

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Sam Kydd

Chief Steward

Sam Kydd
Acting

Lori Lethin

Unknown Role

Lori Lethin
Acting

Harrigan Logan

Unknown Role

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Charles Lucia

Rick

Charles Lucia
Acting

Fred Machon

Officer

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Colin McKenzie

Officer in Plotting Room

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Acting

Niles McMaster

Derek

Niles McMaster
Acting

Martin Miller

Paolo Vespucci

Martin Miller
Acting

Fred Nicholas

Officer

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Acting

Judith Penrod

Chariene

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Acting

Roy Purcell

Officer of the Watch

No Image
Acting

Yvonne Romain

Italian Girl

Yvonne Romain
Acting

Marc Sheldon

Executive Officer

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