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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

1977
1h 32m
4.7(63 votes)
Comedy

Overview

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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World Productions

Cast & Crew

31 members
Acting

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Coluche
Acting

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Dominique Lavanant
Acting

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Anémone
Acting

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Martin Lamotte
Acting

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Michel Blanc
Acting

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Roland Giraud
Acting

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Jugnot
Acting

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Gérard Lanvin
Acting

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Thierry Lhermitte
Acting

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Marie-Anne Chazel
Acting

Philippe Bruneau

Le duc d'Ambise

Philippe Bruneau
Acting

Michel Puterflam

Le radoteur

Michel Puterflam
Acting

Philippe Manesse

Philippe de Boynet

Philippe Manesse
Production

Christian Spillemaecker

Christian de Boynet

Christian Spillemaecker
Acting

Jacques Canselier

L'excité

Jacques Canselier
Acting

François Dyrek

Le second tavernier

François Dyrek
Acting

Jean-Louis Tristan

Le troisième tavernier

No Image
Acting

Roger Riffard

Père L'Auriot

Roger Riffard
Acting

Luis Rego

Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

Luis Rego
Acting

Fernand Guiot

Le Belge

Fernand Guiot
Production

Véronique K. Colucci

Une favorite du roi

Véronique K. Colucci
Acting

Roberto

Le nain

Roberto
Acting

Christian Clavier

Le conteur (voice)

Christian Clavier
Acting

Georges Adet

Le vieux prisonnier

Georges Adet
Acting

Georges Ass

Un homme-assiette

Georges Ass
Acting

Lucien Charbonnier

Un homme-assiette

No Image
Acting

Louis Dubois

Le pince-fesse

No Image
Acting

Robert Le Béal

Un homme distingué

Robert Le Béal
Acting

Ernest Menzer

Un homme distingué

Ernest Menzer
Acting

Bruno Moynot

Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...

Bruno Moynot
Acting

Jean-Jacques

Le roi de Flandre

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