Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine

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Funny Valentine

2005

1h 30m

5.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

Two womanizing friends of a shy street performer jump-start his quest for love by placing a personal ad on his behalf and interviewing the candidates.

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Cast & Crew

11 members

Acting

Anthony Michael Hall

Josh

Anthony Michael Hall

Acting

Marlo Marron

Doreen

Marlo Marron

Acting

Bernadette Pérez

Lingerie Angel

Bernadette Pérez

Acting

Allyson Downey

Vivian

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Acting

Lord Jamar

Tim

Lord Jamar

Acting

Sandra Guerard

Other Waitress

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Acting

Ivan Martin

Sean

Ivan Martin

Writing

Michael J. Narváez

Hair Stylist

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Acting

Jaid Barrymore

Female Therapist

Jaid Barrymore

Acting

Moet Meira

Evangelika

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Acting

Larry Storch

Dennis

Larry Storch

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