CinemaOSMovie · 2023 · 1h 52m · R
The Machine

To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.

57%(229)IMDbComedyActionCrime

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

Directed byPeter Atencio

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 52m
Language
EN
Released
May 25, 2023
Studios
Shaken, Not Stirred ProductionsBalkanic MediaLegendary Pictures

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Trailers & teasers

8 videos
Step 12: Put the PRO in promo

Step 12: Put the PRO in promo

Step 11: Straight up strut

Step 11: Straight up strut

Step 10: Go hard or go home

Step 10: Go hard or go home

Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.

Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.

Step 8: Get reealll popular

Step 8: Get reealll popular

Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit

Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit

Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape

Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape

Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise

Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise

Featuring

Cast & crew

10 credited
Starring
Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

Bert

Mark Hamill

Mark Hamill

Albert

Jimmy Tatro

Jimmy Tatro

Young Bert

Stephanie Kurtzuba

Stephanie Kurtzuba

LeeAnn

Nikola Đuričko

Nikola Đuričko

Igor

Iva Babić

Iva Babić

Idina

Martyn Ford

Martyn Ford

Sponge

Robert Maaser

Robert Maaser

Alexei

Jess Gabor

Jess Gabor

Sasha

Rita Bernard-Shaw

Rita Bernard-Shaw

Ashley

Creative team
Directed by
Peter Atencio
Peter Atencio
Written by
Kevin Biegel
Kevin Biegel
Scotty Landes
Scotty Landes
Produced by
Peter Atencio
Peter Atencio

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