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2013

0h 14m

1.7(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Brian has had an ongoing DILF fantasy since he was old enough to think about it; finally capitalizing on the opportunity he is stunned to realize that what he actually wants is a whole lot more.

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6 featured cast members

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Craig Jordan

Craig Jordan

Dimitri Teisenhausen

Jordan Firstman

Jordan Firstman

Trevor Butcher

Brian Rodriguez

Brian Rodriguez

Annabelle Brady

Annabelle Brady

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Directed by: William Branden Blinn

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