Rare Exports Inc.

Rare Exports Inc.

Rare Exports Inc.

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Rare Exports Inc.

"SANTA CLAUS, AUTENTIC. NICE PRICE. CALL US."

2003

0h 8m

7.1(73 votes)

Comedy

Action

Overview

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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5 members

Acting

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

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Acting

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Tommi Korpela

Acting

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Jorma Tommila

Lighting

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Tazu Ovaska

Acting

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

Jonathan Hutchings

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