

"Meet Doug, the nicest guy you'll ever fight."
Doug Glatt, a slacker who discovers he has a talent for brawling, is approached by a minor league hockey coach and invited to join the team as the "muscle." Despite the fact that Glatt can't skate, his best friend, Pat, convinces him to give it a shot, and Glatt becomes a hero to the team and their fans, until the league's reigning goon becomes threatened by Glatt's success and decides to even the score.
Doug Glatt

Xavier Laflamme

Eva

Pat

Ross Rhea

Dr. Glatt

Ronnie Hortense

Rollie Hortense

Gord Ogilvey

Marco Belchoir

John Stevenson

Evgeni

Oleg

Ira

Park Kim
Backup Goalie
Mrs. Glatt

Donovan

Oldfield

Reg

Darren
Customer
Guy
Guy in Leather Jacket

Kelly

O'Sullivan
Rod McCaudry
Ref / ND Halifax Player #1
Shamrock's Coach

Teenage Singer

Uncle Stevie

Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2

Blanko

Hamilton Defenseman
Lowell Kings Opponent
Mirimachi Opponent #1
Mirimachi Opponent #2

Huntington

Brandon

Richard

Stripper
Albee Cohen

Mr. Goldsmith
Young Woman

Barbara Cohen

Lineman #1

Lineman #2

Iroquius #4
Concord Player #4
Iroquius #5

Assassin #2

Paris Hilton Lookalike
Assassin #3

Assassin #7
Rachel (uncredited)
Autograph Seeker (uncredited)

Simard (uncredited)
Drunkard (uncredited)

Restaurant Patron / Team Supporter (uncredited)

Assassin Player (uncredited)

Crazy Fan (uncredited)
Agin (uncredited)

Production Assistant #3 (uncredited)

Production Assistant #1 (uncredited)

Bartender