Don't Touch the White Woman!

Don't Touch the White Woman!

Don't Touch the White Woman!

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Don't Touch the White Woman!

1974

1h 48m

5.5(43 votes)

Comedy

Western

Overview

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Marcello Mastroianni

Acting

Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Catherine Deneuve

Acting

Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Michel Piccoli

Acting

Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Philippe Noiret

Acting

Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Ugo Tognazzi

Acting

Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Paolo Villaggio

Acting

Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Serge Reggiani

Acting

Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Alain Cuny

Directing

Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Marco Ferreri

Acting

Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

Franco Fabrizi

Acting

Franca Bettoia

Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)

Franca Bettoia

Acting

Daniele Dublino

Government Official

No Image

Acting

Darry Cowl

Maj. Archibald

Darry Cowl

Acting

Monique Chaumette

Sister Lucie

Monique Chaumette

Acting

Jacques Robiolles

Unknown Role

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Acting

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Acting

Henri Piccoli

Sitting Bull's Father

No Image

Acting

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Directing

Bertrand Tavernier

Un homme du pouvoir (uncredited)

Bertrand Tavernier

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