Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans

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Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans

"This has been Hans approved"

2014

1h 40m

5.0(2 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

A disturbing mystery lurks on a old backwoods farm brought to new light when a traveling camera team arrives... seeking the one and only Hans Crippleton.

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Cast & Crew

6 members

Acting

Kevon Ward

Hans Crippleton

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Irene Leonard

Mama Crippleton

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Heath C. Heine

Cousin Bumpkin

Heath C. Heine

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Andy Hankins

Barnaby Hunt

Andy Hankins

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Perry B. Anthony

Bokor

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R.J. Wagner

Hans' Agent

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