The Would-Be Shriner

The Would-Be Shriner

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The Would-Be Shriner

1912

0h 11m

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Comedy

Overview

Hank Hopkins is a "rube" of the most extreme type, and on the morning of the great Shrine Parade in Los Angeles, he is met by a couple of friends, practical jokers, who make him believe that they can effect his participating in the grand pageant. He telephones his wife to be on the grandstand to see him march by. Mrs. Hopkins receives a great disappointment, but it is slight to what Hank receives when he attempts to get into line.

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8 members

Production

Mack Sennett

Hank Hopkins

Mack Sennett

Acting

Kate Bruce

Hank Hopkins' Wife

Kate Bruce

Acting

Fred Mace

On Street

Fred Mace

Acting

William J. Butler

On Street

No Image

Acting

Jack Pickford

Parade Bystander

Jack Pickford

Acting

Charles West

Club Member

Charles West

Acting

Edward Dillon

Policeman

Edward Dillon

Acting

J. Jiquel Lanoe

Asylum Director

J. Jiquel Lanoe

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