Urban Relics

Urban Relics

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Urban Relics

"Three thugs, two rugs, a one-eyed boxer. Not your everyday frilly rug story."

1998

1h 36m

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Comedy

Crime

Overview

After Charlie Shivers' rug is ruined by painters, he hires his friend Tommy Two-Lips to steal him a new one. When Tommy profits off of it, Charlie gets his cousin Louie Lemmons to kill Tommy -- but it ends up making Charlie the main suspect.

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29 members

Acting

Richard Romanus

Charlie Shivers

Richard Romanus

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Frank Sivero

Tommy Two-Lips

Frank Sivero

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Richard Donelly

Louie Lemmons

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Terry Donahoe

Nikki

Terry Donahoe

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Tony V.

Willy

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Sheila Stasack

Ginger

Sheila Stasack

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Marina Re

Reilly

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Denise Cormier

Leslie

Denise Cormier

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Anne Spenser

Cynthia

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Richie LaMontagne

Terry Tornado

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Lonnie Farmer

Judge

Lonnie Farmer

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Faran Tahir

Rasheed

Faran Tahir

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Gaetano Musto

Guido

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Bill Devany

Butch

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Jeff Davey

Willy's Pal

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Jerry Seavey

Willy's Pal

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Production

Julie Campbell

Bishop's Babe

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Laurie Livoli

Bishop's Babe

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Sean O'Rourke

Louie's Parkbench Mate

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Walter Kaeding

Guard #1

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Mark Hartshorn

Guard #2 / Rug Thief

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Geoff Briggs

Ring Announcer

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Albert Sacramone

Referee

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George MacDonald

Terry's Cornerman

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Robert Costarelli

Tommy's Sparring Partner

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Joanne Saquet

Reilly's Confederate

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Roger Saquet

Godfather

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Hol Hustus

Godfather's Body Guard

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Tom DeLuca

Mikey One-Eye

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