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What a Mess!

What a Mess!

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What a Mess!

1995
2h 23m
6.6(63 votes)
Comedy

Overview

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

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Production Companies

Mosfilm

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

48 members
Acting

Валерий Гаркалин

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Валерий Гаркалин
Acting

Вера Алентова

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Вера Алентова
Acting

Инна Чурикова

Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova

Инна Чурикова
Acting

Леонид Куравлёв

USA ambassador

Леонид Куравлёв
Acting

Любовь Полищук

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Любовь Полищук
Acting

Александр Панкратов-Чёрный

Ambassador's bodyguard

Александр Панкратов-Чёрный
Acting

Ирина Апексимова

Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory

Ирина Апексимова
Acting

Сергей Баталов

lieutenant

Сергей Баталов
Acting

Игорь Угольников

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Игорь Угольников
Acting

Лев Борисов

Mafiosi

Лев Борисов
Acting

Алексей Булдаков

pilot

Алексей Булдаков
Acting

Юрий Чернов

Suitcase carrier

Юрий Чернов
Acting

Ролан Быков

Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer

Ролан Быков
Acting

Владимир Меньшов

Russian President / Commentator on TV

Владимир Меньшов
Acting

Արմեն Բորիսի Ջիգարխանյան

Kozyulski

Արմեն Բորիսի Ջիգարխանյան
Acting

Олег Табаков

Sukhodrishchev

Олег Табаков
Acting

Анатолий Кузнецов

Father

Анатолий Кузнецов
Acting

Михаил Кокшенов

Ambassador's bodyguard

Михаил Кокшенов
Acting

Нонна Мордюкова

Registry Office Worker

Нонна Мордюкова
Acting

Валерий Николаев

Step performer

Валерий Николаев
Acting

Всеволод Санаев

music lover

Всеволод Санаев
Acting

Евгений Весник

Doctor

Евгений Весник
Acting

Пётр Меркурьев

Meloman

Пётр Меркурьев
Acting

Олег Ефремов

Nikolay Grigoryevich

Олег Ефремов
Acting

Борис Сморчков

General

Борис Сморчков
Acting

Сергей Арцибашев

Registry Office Worker

Сергей Арцибашев
Acting

Виктор Гайнов

Kvazimodo

Виктор Гайнов
Acting

Владимир Ширяев

Unknown Role

Владимир Ширяев
Acting

Юрий Кузьменков

man with a goat

Юрий Кузьменков
Acting

Инна Кара-Моско

Carol's friend

Инна Кара-Моско
Acting

Евгений Герчаков

director of the orchestra

Евгений Герчаков
Acting

Аркадий Коваль

TV announcer

Аркадий Коваль
Acting

Евгений Александров

reporter

Евгений Александров
Acting

Валерий Афанасьев

geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Валерий Афанасьев
Acting

Сергей Габриэлян

Ravil Beliletdinov

Сергей Габриэлян
Acting

Татьяна Кравченко

Bronislava Rosenbaum

Татьяна Кравченко
Acting

Владимир Гусев

general

Владимир Гусев
Acting

Иван Мартынов

mobster

No Image
Acting

Сергей Рубан

mobster

No Image
Acting

Nina Alisova

music lover

Nina Alisova
Acting

Клавдия Козлёнкова

passenger (uncredited)

Клавдия Козлёнкова
Acting

Марина Голуб

director of the Philharmonic

Марина Голуб
Acting

Александр Рыжков

Unknown Role

Александр Рыжков
Directing

Андрей Звягинцев

episode (uncredited)

Андрей Звягинцев
Acting

Евгений Кулешов

Unknown Role

Евгений Кулешов
Acting

Александр Горбачёв

Unknown Role

Александр Горбачёв
Acting

Максим Глотов

traffic cop

Максим Глотов
Acting

Анатолий Калмыков

Unknown Role

Анатолий Калмыков

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