
"When they play... everybody scores!"
Two long-time rival high school football coaches lead their respective teams into battle for the city football championship. However, before the opening kickoff, various students from each school try to do whatever it takes to throw the opposing team off of their game.
Coach "Bulldog" Malone

Jack McGuire

Coach Alan Arnoldi

Richard Plitt
Pigger Peterson
Doolie O'Toole
Chris

Kim
Weasel Wexler
Gary Leonard
Roger Mandel
Frank Blunt

Jerry Holvak

Kathy Wilton
Miss Reed
Officer Bardin
Officer Murphy
Gelson
Frank
Mom
Sheila Washam

Mr. Charlie
Beverly
Diane
Anita
Harry
Desk Sergeant
Unicycling Mascot (uncredited)