Turd Merchants of Death
Turd Merchants of Death

Turd Merchants of Death

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2009
1h 15m
6.5(2 votes)
Horror
Comedy
Action

Overview

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

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2 videos

Cast & Crew

43 members
Acting

Davis Lonergan

Happy Blonde Boy

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Writing

Colby Graham

Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

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Scott Hendry

Scott Toolbanger

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Andrew Martinez

Shirtless Car Accident Victim

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Ann Hines

Receptionist

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Bill HInes

Mad Doctor

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Jack Spanbauer

Himself

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Adrian Tennant

Door Man

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Camera

Adam Smith

Bartender

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Andrew Martinez

Greasy Bar Guy

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Kaya Bersto

Kaya

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Canyon Castator

Canyon

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Josh Steele

Josh

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Sheila Cummings

Sarah Caruso

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Mike Carroll

Mert T. Nertson

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Sound

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

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Glen Gillingham

Cop

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Writing

Gordon Koch

Preacher

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Ryan McMurray

Longboarder

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Reed Goodman

Reed

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Alan G. Stratton

Hero Mechanic

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Maile Kobayashi

Ditsy Customer

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Jeremy Frankovis

"Fist" Mechanic 2

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Lazer Rubenstein

Mechanic 3

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Kevin Hohman

Zombie Driving Car

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Rob Schelgel

Arm-biting Zombie

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Alex Covey

Cash Eating Zombie

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Jake Schefrin

Zombie Burrito Server 1

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Amy Docktor

Zombie Burrito Server 2

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Dan Leonard

Zombie Burrito Server 3

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El Vortex

El Vortex

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Jake Schefrin

Zombie Jake

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Jeff Hulslander

Himself

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Max Garson

Himself

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Patrick Dykstra

Himself

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Canyon Castator

Himself

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Josh Steele

Himself

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Elijah Moore

Himself

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Todd Frost

Himself

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Reed Goodman

Himself

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Trick Factory

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Dustin Hinshaw

Himself

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Jeff Spiegel

Himself

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