

"A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere."
A card shark and his unwillingly-enlisted friends need to make a lot of cash quick after losing a sketchy poker match. To do this they decide to pull a heist on a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door.
Big Chris

Tom

Soap

Eddy

Bacon

Winston

J

Charles

Willie

Barry the Baptist

Little Chris
'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale

Dog

Plank

Paul
Mickey

John

Nick the Greek

Rory Breaker

JD

Dean

Traffic Warden

Lenny
Boxing Gym Bouncer
Nathan
Tanya

Don

Alan / Narrator

Phil
Slick
Doorman
Policeman
Barfly Jack

Gordon
Drowning Man

Gary

Serg
Gloria
Samoan Jo
Policeman
John O'Driscoll
Man in Pub

Frazer

Yuppy in Car
