CinemaOSMovie · 2022 · 1h 45m

The Patrician's Guide To Kino

The third film in The Mooring Line series

ComedyDrama

Filmmaker Adrian Beqiri was gearing up to make his magnum opus experimental film 'Adventures Of A Posthuman Through Time And Space' but now the pandemic has made him rethink his process. He decides he's tired of making zero budget productions like his first film 'Moon Men' and creates a Pay-Per-View series of videos teaching plebeians how to become true patricians when watching cinema. Adrian is no more, he goes by a new name now; The Kino Kowboy. Kino's schemes don't exactly go to plan and he's forced to come up with new schemes to make money.

Directed byAdrian Beqiri

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 45m
Language
EN
Released
July 9, 2022
Budget
$600

Featuring

Cast & crew

6 credited
Starring

Adrian Beqiri

Kino Kowboy

Dmitri Pejakovich

Himself

Scott Keith

Himself

Austin Casher

Himself

Parker Pitts

Herself

Matt Prine

Himself

Creative team
Directed by
Adrian Beqiri

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