

"Throw the ball. Catch the girl. Keep it simple."
Maverick old-guard coach Jimmy McGinty is hired in the wake of a players' strike to help the Washington Sentinels advance to the playoffs. But that impossible dream hinges on whether his replacements can hunker down and do the job. So, McGinty dusts off his secret dossier of ex-players who never got a chance (or screwed up the one they were given) and knits together a bad-dream team of guys who just may give the Sentinels their title shot.
Shane Falco

Jimmy McGinty

Annabelle Farrell

Clifford Franklin

Jamal Jackson

Daniel Bateman

Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff

Lindell

Jumbo
Walter Cochran

Brian Murphy

Earl Wilkinson / Ray Smith

Pilachowski

Eddie Martel

Edward O'Neil

Andre Jackson

Mrs. O'Neil

Detroit Quarterback

Heather

Dawn

Red-Haired Cheerleader

Asian Cheerleader

Malcolm La Mont

Himself

Himself

Banes

Fumiko's Girl

Dallas Linebacker

Butler

O.D.B.
