

"You're never quite ready for what life delivers."
An affable underachiever finds out he's fathered 533 children through anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years ago. Now he must decide whether or not to come forward when 142 of them file a lawsuit to reveal his identity.
David

Emma

Brett

Kristen

Josh

Aleksy

Mikolaj

Victor

Adam
Viggo

Taylor

Channing

African American Spa Worker

Young Romantic Girl

Young Boozer

Bag Boy

Ryan

Andrew Johansson
18th Century Professor

Brett's Four Year-Old

Brett's Six Year-Old

Brett's Eight Year-Old
Judge Logan

Personal Care Assistant

Attorney Williams

Loan Officer #1
Loan Officer #2

Loan Officer #3

Reporter #1
Reporter #2

Reporter #3

Customer #1

Employee
Mass Action Attorney

Teenage Clerk

Stroller Salesman

Straightforward Nurse

Sports Store Owner

Scalper

Sabrina

Patrolman
Coffee Shop Owner

Male Nurse

Hospital Doctor

Girl with Short Skirt

Hardhat

Boyfriend #1

Boyfriend #2
Boyfriend #3

Himself

Himself

Victor's Wife

Aleksy's Wife
Ultrasound Technician
Biological Son

Nick (uncredited)
