

"In crime and comedy, timing is everything."
Angelo "Snaps" Provolone made his dying father a promise on his deathbed: he would leave the world of crime and become an honest businessman. Despite having no experience in making money in a legal fashion, Snaps sets about to keep his promise.
Angelo "Snaps" Provolone

Lisa Provolone

Anthony Rossano

Sofia Provolone

Dr. Thornton Poole

Aldo

Connie

Luigi Finucci

Guido Finucci

Eduardo Provolone

Schemer

Knucky

Ace

Aunt Rosa

Father Clemente

Vendettii

Manicurist

Overton

Kirkwood

« Five Spot » Charlie

Frankie the Roach

Lt. Toomey, Chicago PD

Officer Quinn

Roxanne

Officer Keough

Nora
Milhous

Van Leland

Theresa

Vendetti Hood
Cab Driver
Underwood Chauffeur

Reporter #1

Reporter #2
Reporter #3

Vendetti's Driver

Oscar
Face on the Cutting Room Floor

Postman (uncredited)

Bodyguard 4 (uncredited)
Tiny the Iceman (uncredited)

Largo Al Factotum performer (voice)
