

"Three bozos. One ballet company. Tutu many laughs!"
Three manic idiots—a lawyer, a cab driver and a handyman—team up to run a ballet company to fulfil the will of a millionaire. Stooge-like antics result as the trio try to outwit the rich widow and her scheming big-shot lawyer, who also wants to run the ballet.
Rocco Melonchek

Jacques

Roland T. Flakfizer

Tina

Roberto Volare

Edmund Lazlo

Alan Grant
Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

Lillian Oglethorpe

Messenger

Dancer #1

Doctor

Cop

Cop

Janitor

Conductor
Stage Manager

Pedestrian
Paramedic
Rob

Laura
Kid
Father

Usherette

Woman with Program

Security Guard Amundson
Theatre Janitor
Good Morning Usher
Stage Hand
Stage Hand
Nurse

Nurse
Nurse

Jailor
Precinct Cop
N.Y. Stage Manager
Singing Lobster Gram
Stuffy Patron
N.Y. Conductor
Chauffeur

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Movie Patron (uncredited)