

"All pain. No brain."
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Larry

Curly

Moe

Mother Superior

Lydia

Sister Rosemary

Mac

Mr. Harter

Sister Mary-Mengele

Teddy

Mrs. Harter

Sister Bernice

Sister Ricarda

Monsignor Ratliffe

The Situation

Snooki

JWoww

Ronnie

Sammi

Young Moe

Young Larry

Young Curly

Murph
Peezer

Young Teddy
Moe's Hip Executive

Camera Man

Head Nurse

Ling

Carbunkle
Executive

Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Heavyset Woman

Japanese Chef

Jon Hamm

Maid
Orderly

Terrified Nun
Tour Guide
Woman Reporter

Balloon Girl

Nun

Nun

Nun
Gangbanger
Laundry Worker

Officer Mycroft

Staple in Hat Guy
Policeman #3
Party Security
Nurse Crotchet

Orphan

Orphan
Weezer

Dancer

Officer Armstrong
Dwight Howard

Handsome Guy #1

French Chef
Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Skateboarder (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Valet (uncredited)

Bus Patron (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Camera Guy (uncredited)

Party Guest (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)

Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Orphan (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Woman on Street (uncredited)

Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)

Party Guest (uncredited)
Doorman (uncredited)

Party Guest (uncredited)

Party Guest (uncredited)