

"Stark, raving comedy."
Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about the Psycho Killer, Jo is forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend Jane Wine has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm, caused mostly by a special effects crew behind her car, and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.
Antonio Motel

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Jo Dee Foster

Lily Wine

Jane Wine

Det. Martin Balsam

Insp. Pete Putrid

The Ranger

Old Secretary

Olaf

Sergeant

Mr. Laurel

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Ranger's Wife

Motorcycle Cop

Police Chief

Cross Dressing Agent

Agent #1
Agent #2

President Bill Clinton
Dwarf Guard

Dying Man

Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Guard

Video Cameraman

Luciano Pavarotti

Checkout Guard

FBI Agent

Policeman #1

Phillip Morris

Gas Station Attendant

Investigating Officer

Trick

Drunk
Misery Woman

Housedress Woman

Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac

Beautiful Woman

Agent

Agent Prostitute #1

Forensics Expert

Maitre 'D

Ex-President George Bush
Mummy
Push-Up Lady

First Lady Hillary Clinton
Policeman #2
Michael Jackson
Rape Culturist #1
Rape Culturist #2
Agent Prostitute #2
Nurse

Bellboy
Ambulance Driver
Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Agent (uncredited)
Sharon Bone (uncredited)
Fat Woman (uncredited)