Missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ teach two birdbrained members of the mafia who think the Elders are messengers from "The Boss" with a hidden message on the next big job.
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The people behind it
David Lassetter
Elder Fisher
Dashiell Wolf
Elder Johnson
Christian Busath
Roger
Jake Suazo
Larry
Shona Kay
Helen
Andrew W. Johnson
Dave
Alix Maria Taulbee
Sister Reed
Jarrod Phillips
Johnny "The Butcher"
Rick Macy
The Boss
Thomas J. Post
The Hitman
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An Interpol-issued Red Notice is a global alert to hunt and capture the world's most wanted. But when a daring heist brings together the FBI's top profiler and two rival criminals, there's no telling what will happen.
Set up by their boss to be knocked off following a final heist, soon-to-retire crooks Brian Hope and Charlie McManus get wind of their impending demise and run off with the spoils of their crime. Fleeing their boss, the drug dealers they robbed, the police, and Brian's angry girlfriend, the duo take refuge in a training convent for nuns. In disguise, they convince Sister Superior that they're nuns, a charade they're forced to maintain as their enemies arrive.
Five hapless inner-city low-lifes attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but end up being plagued by bad luck.
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Three female employees of the Federal Reserve plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed.
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