Stealing Rembrandt
Stealing Rembrandt
Stealing Rembrandt
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2003
1h 49m
6.0(36 votes)
Action
Comedy

Overview

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

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Ugly Duckling Films

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Cast & Crew

35 members
Acting

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Lars Brygmann
Acting

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Jakob Cedergren
Acting

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Acting

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Nicolas Bro
Acting

Sonja Richter

Trine

Sonja Richter
Acting

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Paprika Steen
Acting

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Gordon Kennedy
Acting

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Kiosk Karsten

Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Acting

Søren Pilmark

Unknown Role

Søren Pilmark
Acting

Ole Ernst

Unknown Role

Ole Ernst
Acting

Ulf Pilgaard

Unknown Role

Ulf Pilgaard
Acting

Mogens Holm

Unknown Role

Mogens Holm
Acting

Niels Andersen

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Patrick O'Kane

Unknown Role

Patrick O'Kane
Acting

Martin Wenner

Unknown Role

Martin Wenner
Acting

Søren Poppel

Unknown Role

Søren Poppel
Acting

Michael Sand

Unknown Role

Michael Sand
Acting

John Martinus

Unknown Role

John Martinus
Sound

Jeppe Kaas

Unknown Role

Jeppe Kaas
Acting

Anne Sofie Espersen

Unknown Role

Anne Sofie Espersen
Acting

Søren Thomsen

Unknown Role

Søren Thomsen
Acting

Merete Nørgaard

Unknown Role

Merete Nørgaard
Acting

Lars Phister

Unknown Role

No Image
Production

Thomas Gammeltoft

Unknown Role

Thomas Gammeltoft
Acting

David Bateson

Unknown Role

David Bateson
Acting

Kenth Rosenberg

Unknown Role

Kenth Rosenberg
Acting

Toshihito Inoue

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Morten Lundholm

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Yuesong Fan

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Asger Gottlieb

Unknown Role

Asger Gottlieb
Acting

Lotte Mejlhede

Unknown Role

Lotte Mejlhede
Acting

Lasse Rimmer

Unknown Role

Lasse Rimmer
Acting

Pascal Lubrano

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Paw Eriksen

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Unknown Role

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

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