Stealing Rembrandt
Stealing Rembrandt
Stealing Rembrandt
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2003
1h 49m
6.0(36 votes)
Action
Comedy

Overview

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

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Ugly Duckling Films

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Cast & Crew

35 members
Acting

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Lars Brygmann
Acting

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Jakob Cedergren
Acting

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Acting

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Nicolas Bro
Acting

Sonja Richter

Trine

Sonja Richter
Acting

Søren Pilmark

Bæk

Søren Pilmark
Acting

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Gordon Kennedy
Acting

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Paprika Steen
Acting

Ulf Pilgaard

Flemming

Ulf Pilgaard
Acting

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Erik

Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Acting

Ole Ernst

Frank

Ole Ernst
Acting

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Carsten

Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Acting

Patrick O'Kane

Nigel

Patrick O'Kane
Acting

Martin Wenner

Toby

Martin Wenner
Acting

Søren Poppel

Allan Rocker

Søren Poppel
Acting

Michael Sand

Johansen

Michael Sand
Acting

John Martinus

Kustode

John Martinus
Acting

Niels Andersen

Museumsdirektør

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Sound

Jeppe Kaas

Kriminalassistent

Jeppe Kaas
Acting

Mogens Holm

Tysk chauffør

Mogens Holm
Acting

Anne Sofie Espersen

Bartender

Anne Sofie Espersen
Acting

Søren Thomsen

Ældre fængselsbetjent

Søren Thomsen
Acting

Merete Nørgaard

Kvindelig fængselsbetjent

Merete Nørgaard
Acting

Lars Phister

Yngre fængselsbetjent

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Production

Thomas Gammeltoft

Vagabond

Thomas Gammeltoft
Acting

David Bateson

Stor mand

David Bateson
Acting

Kenth Rosenberg

Stor mand

Kenth Rosenberg
Acting

Toshihito Inoue

Japaner

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Acting

Morten Lundholm

Japanerens håndlanger

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Acting

Yuesong Fan

Japanerens håndlanger

No Image
Acting

Asger Gottlieb

Hollænder

Asger Gottlieb
Acting

Lotte Mejlhede

Nyhedsoplæser

Lotte Mejlhede
Acting

Lasse Rimmer

Jeopardy vært

Lasse Rimmer
Acting

Pascal Lubrano

Pornomodel

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Paw Eriksen

Pornomodel

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