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Stealing Rembrandt

Stealing Rembrandt

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Stealing Rembrandt

"They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it"

2003

1h 49m

6.0(37 votes)

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Comedy

Overview

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Lars Brygmann

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Jakob Cedergren

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Sonja Richter

Sonja Richter

Trine

Søren Pilmark

Søren Pilmark

Bæk

Gordon Kennedy

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Paprika Steen

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Ulf Pilgaard

Ulf Pilgaard

Flemming

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Erik

Creative team

Directed by: Jannik Johansen
Written by: Anders Thomas Jensen
Jannik Johansen
Produced by: Thomas Gammeltoft
Lene Bausager

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