

"All his life, Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil...your time has come."
Phil Weston has been unathletic his entire life. In college he failed at every sport that he tried out for. It looks like his 10-year old son, Sam, is following in his footsteps. But when Phil's hyper-competitive dad benches Sam, Phil decides to transfer his son to a new team which needs a coach. Phil steps in to be the temporary coach and immediately begins to butt heads with his dad over this new competition in their lives.
Phil Weston

Buck Weston

Mike Ditka

Barbara Weston

Janice Weston

Sam Weston

Bucky Weston

Mark Avery

Hunter
Byong Sun

Ambrose

Connor

Gian Piero
Massimo
Jack
Alex

Referee

Ann Hogan

Donna Jones

Jim Davidson 'The Captain'

Janet Davidson

John Ryan

Forest Avery

Tom Hanna

Diana Ditka

Patty

Track & Field Coach

Jack's Mother

Umberto

Butcher Shop Employee

Butcher Shop Employee
Butcher Shop Employee

Butcher Shop Employee
Beantown Employee

Beantown Employee

Beantown Customer

Beantown Customer

Beantown Customer

Stew

Clark

Caring Soccer Dad
Young Phil
Baby Phil
Tiger
Tiger
Tiger
Tiger
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Gladiator
Tarantula

Tarantula
Tarantula
Cosmos Player
Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)
