

"A lot of TV stations have forgotten what "quality" means, but not Channel 62. They NEVER knew what it meant."
The eccentric new manager of a UHF television channel tries to save the station from financial ruin with an odd array of programming.
George Newman

R.J. Fletcher

Stanley Spadowski

Bob

Harvey Bilchik

Philo

Raul Hernandez

Kuni

Noodles MacIntosh

Richard Fletcher

Pamela Finklestein

Esther Bilchik

Head Thug

Killer Thug

Teri

Joe Earley

Gandhi

Cameraman

Bum

FCC Man

Bartender

Spatula Husband
Spatula Wife
Spatula Neighbor
Sy Greenblum

Crazy Ernie
Blind Man
Earl Ramsey
Joel Miller
Billy
Little Weasel
Teri's Father

Teri's Mother
Fletcher Cronie #1
Fletcher Cronie #2
Phyllis Weaver
Big Edna
Betty
Little Old Lady
Animal Deliveyman
Band: Guitar

Band: Bass Guitar

Band: Drums

Band: Keyboards
Whipped Cream Eater

Thug #3
Thug #4

Guide #1
Guide #2
Yodeler
Mud Wrestler

Satan

Conan the Librarian

Timid Man
Boy with Books
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Harry Kipper
Harry Kipper