"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you."
Overview
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Videos & Trailers
Cast & Crew
Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer
Caitlin
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer
Scott Mosier
Angry Mourner
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Al Berkowitz
Old Man
Walt Flanagan
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer
Walt Flanagan
Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed Hapstak
Sanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick
#812 Wynarski
David Klein
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer
David Klein
Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Pattijean Csik
Coroner
Ken Clark
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Donna Jeanne
Indecisive Video Customer
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Maturbator
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Video Customer
Ernest O'Donnell
Trainer
Kimberly Loughran
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Gary Stern
Tabloid Reading Customer
Joe Bagnole
Cat-Watching Customer
John Henry Westhead
Olaf the Russian Metalhead
Chuck Bickel
Stuck in Chips Can
Leslie Hope
Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
Connie O'Conner
'Happy Scrappy' Mom
Vincent Pereira
Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
Ashley Pereira
'Happy Scrappy' Kid
Erix Infante
Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
Melissa Crawford
Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
Thomas Burke
Blue Collar Man
Dan Hapstak
Door Tugging Customer
Mitch Cohen
Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
Matthew Banta
Burner Looking for Weed
Rajiv Thapar
Cut-Off Customer
Mike Belicose
Customer with Diapers
Jane Kuritz
Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
Grace Smith
Milk Lady
Frances Cresci
Little Smoking Girl
Matt Crawford
Angry Crowd at Door
Sarla Thapar
Angry Crowd at Door
Brian Drinkwater
Hockey Player
Bob Fisler
Hockey Player
Derek Jaccodine
Hockey Player
Matthew Pereira
Angry Smoking Crowd
Frank Pereira
Angry Smoking Crowd
Carl Roth
Angry Smoking Crowd
Paul C. Finn
Angry Smoking Crowd
