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The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel

The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel

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The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel

1980

1h 24m

5.4(53 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.

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10 featured cast members

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Nadia Cassini

Nadia Cassini

Dottoressa Eva Russell

Lino Banfi

Lino Banfi

Colonnello Anacleto Punzone

Alvaro Vitali

Alvaro Vitali

Arturo Mazzancolla

Malisa Longo

Malisa Longo

Giovanna Punzone

Bruno Minniti

Bruno Minniti

Tenente Lancetti

Lucio Montanaro

Lucio Montanaro

Suor Fulgenzia

Enzo Andronico

Enzo Andronico

Generale Mangiafuoco

Dino Cassio

Dino Cassio

Sergente

Thomas Rudy

Thomas Rudy

Paziente

Luciano Amodio

Michele, il facchino dell'hotel

Creative team

Directed by: Michele Massimo Tarantini
Written by: Francesco Milizia
Michele Massimo Tarantini
Produced by: Luciano Martino

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