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Vieni avanti cretino

Vieni avanti cretino

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Vieni avanti cretino

1982
1h 38m
6.9(200 votes)
Comedy

Overview

Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.

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31 members
Acting

Lino Banfi

Pasquale Baudaffi

Lino Banfi
Acting

Franco Bracardi

Gaetano Baudaffi

Franco Bracardi
Acting

Gigi Reder

L'uomo dal dentista

Gigi Reder
Acting

Adriana Russo

Ragazza al bar

Adriana Russo
Acting

Anita Bartolucci

Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi

Anita Bartolucci
Acting

Ramona Dell'Abate

Segretaria del dentista

Ramona Dell'Abate
Acting

Annabella Schiavone

L'esaminatrice

Annabella Schiavone
Acting

Dada Gallotti

La dentista

Dada Gallotti
Acting

Danila Trebbi

La moglie di Filippo

Danila Trebbi
Acting

Roberto Della Casa

Filippo, il marito geloso

Roberto Della Casa
Acting

Paolo Paoloni

Direttore dell'ufficio di Gaetano Baudaffi

Paolo Paoloni
Acting

Dino Cassio

Don Peppino (as Leonardo Cassio)

Dino Cassio
Acting

Nello Pazzafini

Il barista Gargiulo (as Giovanni Pazzafini)

Nello Pazzafini
Acting

Mireno Scali

Ragazzo al bar

Mireno Scali
Acting

Alfonso Tomas

Dottor Tomas

No Image
Acting

Michela Miti

Carmela

Michela Miti
Acting

Luciana Turina

Palmira

Luciana Turina
Acting

Pietro Zardini

Radames

Pietro Zardini
Acting

Lia Ferri

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Giovanni Morosi

Unknown Role

Giovanni Morosi
Acting

Giulio Massimini

Il cardinale

Giulio Massimini
Acting

Giulio Farnese

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Bruno Rosa

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Francesca Viscardi

Scienziata nella ditta di elettronica

Francesca Viscardi
Acting

Moana Pozzi

Accompagnatrice nella ditta di elettronica

Moana Pozzi
Acting

Giuseppe Spezia

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Willy Colombaioni

Unknown Role

No Image
Acting

Jimmy il Fenomeno

Raffaele

Jimmy il Fenomeno
Directing

Luciano Salce

Se stesso (uncredited)

Luciano Salce
Acting

Ennio Antonelli

Carmine Carlucci (uncredited)

Ennio Antonelli
Acting

Arnaldo Caivano

(uncredited)

Arnaldo Caivano

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