

Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.
Darren

Gracie

Coleman

Michelle

Petunia

Tiffany

Halo

Lindsay

Richard
Homeless Joe

Eduardo

Marla
Doreen

Scott

Bethany
Paul

Harold

Little Steve

C-Low

Louis

Albert

Ralphie

Roger
Homeless Burt
The Seoul Man

Housing Manager

Jayne
