Almost Heroes

Almost Heroes

Almost Heroes

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Almost Heroes

"Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous."

1998

1h 30m

5.4(204 votes)

Adventure

Comedy

Western

Overview

Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.

Where to Watch

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Amazon Video

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

27 members

Acting

Chris Farley

Bartholomew Hunt

Chris Farley

Acting

Matthew Perry

Leslie Edwards

Matthew Perry

Acting

Bokeem Woodbine

Jonah

Bokeem Woodbine

Acting

Barry Del Sherman

Sergeant

Barry Del Sherman

Acting

Eugene Levy

Guy Fontenot

Eugene Levy

Acting

Lisa Barbuscia

Shaquinna

Lisa Barbuscia

Acting

Christian Clemenson

Father Girard

Christian Clemenson

Acting

Patrick Cranshaw

Jackson

Patrick Cranshaw

Acting

Jonathan Joss

Bent Twig

Jonathan Joss

Acting

Gregory Cruz

Iowa Indian

Gregory Cruz

Acting

Don Lake

Elias

Don Lake

Acting

Brent Hinkley

Trapper

Brent Hinkley

Acting

John Farley

Bartender

John Farley

Acting

Kevin Dunn

Hidalgo

Kevin Dunn

Acting

Tim DeKay

New Bartender

Tim DeKay

Acting

Keith Sellon-Wright

Merriweather Lewis

Keith Sellon-Wright

Acting

David Barrera

Ferdinand

David Barrera

Acting

Harry Shearer

Narrator (voice)

Harry Shearer

Acting

George Aguilar

Chief Two Roads

George Aguilar

Acting

Hamilton Camp

Pratt

Hamilton Camp

Acting

Lewis Arquette

Merchant

Lewis Arquette

Acting

Robert Tittor

Priest

No Image

Acting

Franklin Cover

Nicholas Burr

Franklin Cover

Acting

David Packer

Bidwell

David Packer

Acting

Steven M. Porter

Higgins

Steven M. Porter

Acting

Scott Williamson

William Clark

No Image

Acting

Rusty Schwimmer

Execution Witness

Rusty Schwimmer

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