CinemaOSMovie · 1970 · 1h 53m · PG

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

55%(6)IMDbDramaComedy

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Directed byHy Averback

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 53m
Language
EN
Released
September 11, 1970

Featuring

Cast & crew

10 credited
Starring
Brian Keith

Brian Keith

Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis

Tony Curtis

Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine

Ernest Borgnine

Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon

Ivan Dixon

Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette

Suzanne Pleshette

Ramona

Tom Ewell

Tom Ewell

Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman

Bradford Dillman

Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell

Arthur O'Connell

Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler

John Fiedler

Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche

Don Ameche

Col. Flanders

Creative team
Directed by
Hy Averback
Hy Averback
Written by
Don McGuire
Don McGuire
Hal Captain
Produced by
Fred Engel

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