Where's The Beef

Where's The Beef

Where's The Beef

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Where's The Beef

"Strange things happen in Appalachia"

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Comedy

Science Fiction

Overview

A cynical detective investigates cattle mutilations in Appalachia, only to meet an extraterrestrial friend.

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Cast & Crew

4 members

Acting

Cameron Hess

Detective Kirby

Cameron Hess

Directing

Kayla Jardinado

Allen (Body)

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Kaed Fulton

Waiter

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Dylan Francis

Allen (voice)

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