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The World's Worst Hitman

The World's Worst Hitman

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The World's Worst Hitman

"HE NEEDS A NEW JOB"

2025

0h 3m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Action

Overview

A hopelessly unlcucky hitman is interrogated by 2 detectives, but there's a problem. He hasn't actually killed anyone.

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4 featured cast members

Starring

Chris Wilson

Joel Sparks

Brook Pritchard

Detective

John Spindler

Detective

William Douglas

Construction Worker

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Directed by: Toby Adeney
Written by: Toby Adeney

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