

"There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered."
Aspiring director Corky St. Clair and the marginally talented amateur cast of his hokey small-town musical production go overboard when they learn that Broadway theater agent Mort Guffman will be in attendance.
Corky St. Clair

Dr. Allan Pearl

Ron Albertson

Sheila Albertson

Steve Stark - Councilman

Glenn Welsch - Mayor

Libby Mae Brown

Lloyd Miller

Phil Burgess - Blaine Historian

UFO Expert

UFO Abductee

Clifford Wooley

Johnny Savage

Red Savage

Not Guffman

Gwen Fabin-Blunt - Councilwoman

Costume designer

Tucker Livingston - Councilman
Mrs. Allan Pearl

Singing Auditioner
Ping Pong Ball Juggler

Raging Bull Auditioner
Costume Dresser

Stage Manager
Blaine Community Orchestra - Piano
Blaine Community Orchestra - Violin
Blaine Community Orchestra - Clarinet
Blaine Community Orchestra - Saxophone
Blaine Community Orchestra - Bass
Blaine Community Orchestra - Trumpet, Timpani, Glockenspiel

Blaine Community Orchestra - Drums, Percussion
Lightning Strikes Auditioner (uncredited)
Theater Attendant (uncredited)
Dental Patient (uncredited)
Dairy Queen Worker / Crowd (uncredited)

TV Commercial Director (uncredited)
Beautiful Dreamer Auditioner (uncredited)

Caped Man at Auditions (uncredited)
