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Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

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Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

1985

1h 29m

6.1(15 votes)

Western

Comedy

Horror

Music

Fantasy

Drama

Overview

Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.

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Production Companies

ITC Entertainment

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Phil Daniels

Phil Daniels

Billy the Kid

Alun Armstrong

Alun Armstrong

Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire

Bruce Payne

Bruce Payne

T.O, The One

Don Henderson

Don Henderson

The Wednesday Man

Eve Ferret

Eve Ferret

Mrs Randall

Louise Gold

Louise Gold

Miss Sullivan

Richard Ridings

Richard Ridings

Egyptian

Zoot Money

Zoot Money

Supersonic Sam

Neil McCaul

Big Jack Jay

David Foxxe

The Spooke

Creative team

Directed by: Alan Clarke
Written by: Trevor Preston
Produced by: Simon Mallin

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