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Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

"After Twilight, The Real Party Starts."

2009

1h 26m

5.2(436 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Overview

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

James Corden

James Corden

Fletch

Mathew Horne

Mathew Horne

Jimmy

MyAnna Buring

MyAnna Buring

Lotte

Paul McGann

Paul McGann

Vicar

Silvia Colloca

Silvia Colloca

Carmilla

Emer Kenny

Emer Kenny

Rebecca

Vera Filatova

Vera Filatova

Eva

Lucy Gaskell

Lucy Gaskell

Judy

Louise Dylan

Louise Dylan

Anke

Ashley Mulheron

Trudi

Creative team

Directed by: Phil Claydon
Written by: Stewart Williams
Paul Hupfield
Produced by: Steve Clark-Hall
Angad Paul

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