Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

"After Twilight, The Real Party Starts."

2009

1h 26m

5.2(413 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Overview

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Cast & Crew

15 members

Acting

James Corden

Fletch

James Corden

Acting

Mathew Horne

Jimmy

Mathew Horne

Acting

MyAnna Buring

Lotte

MyAnna Buring

Acting

Paul McGann

Vicar

Paul McGann

Acting

Silvia Colloca

Carmilla

Silvia Colloca

Acting

Emer Kenny

Rebecca

Emer Kenny

Acting

Vera Filatova

Eva

Vera Filatova

Acting

Lucy Gaskell

Judy

Lucy Gaskell

Acting

Louise Dylan

Anke

Louise Dylan

Acting

Ashley Mulheron

Trudi

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Tiffany Mulheron

Heidi

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Acting

Emma Clifford

Ms Rossi

Emma Clifford

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Travis Oliver

Steve

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Susie Amy

Blonde

Susie Amy

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John Pierce Jones

Landlord

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