

"Is he a spy? A security risk? Is he unfaithful? Or is he a nice, normal shnook - out to make a million bucks by sheer accident!"
TV cameraman Harry Hinkle is injured while filming a football game. Seeing big dollar signs, his unscrupulous ambulance-chasing lawyer brother-in-law Willie Gingrich enters the picture, and convinces Harry to overstate his injuries and claim $1 million in pain and suffering. Harry's similarly-minded ex-wife suddenly reappears in an attempt to rekindle their relationship.
Harry Hinkle

Willie Gingrich

Boom Boom Jackson

Sandy Hinkle

Purkey

Mother Hinkle

O'Brien

Thompson

Charlotte Gingrich

Sister Veronica

Doc Schindler

Mr. Jackson
Mr. Cimoli

Dr. Krugman
Kincaid
Professor Winterhalter

Max

Nurse
Elvira

Law Firm Switchboard Operator and Receptionist

Specialist #1

Doctor

Nun

Interne (as Bill Christopher)

Specialist #2
Specialist #3
Maury - the Equipment Man

Maury's Assistant

Ginger Gingrich (as Lisa Jill)
Jeffrey Gingrich
CBS Football Announcer
TV Director (as Herb Ellis)

Man in Bar (as Bob Doqui)

Abraham Lincoln (uncredited)

Running Back - Number 32 (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bar Patron (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Cook (uncredited)
Stadium Cameraman (uncredited)
Tailor (uncredited)