

"The CIA is trailing them, the KGB is tracking them, the phone company is tracing them, the police are chasing them, the cowboys are herding them, and the Indians are hunting them. Are they going to fall for all of that?"
Refined actress Lauren Ames finally has a chance to study with the great theatre professor Stanislav Korzenowski. Sandy Brozinsky, a brash, loud actress, decides through happenstance to also study with Korzenowski. The two women end up dating the same man (who turns out to be a double agent) and follow him across the country to force him to choose between them.
Lauren Ames

Sandy Brozinsky

Michael Sanders

Stanislav Korzenowski

Agent Atkins

Weldon

Frank Madras

Cab Driver

Ticket Agent

Tobacco Clerk

Police Lieutenant
Madam

Panansky

George

Dealer #1

Dealer #2

Russell

Boyd

Actress
Receptionist

Coroner
Helicopter Pilot
Airport Attendant
Airport Woman
Security Officer Brown
Newswoman
Airport Husband
Pick-up Truck Rider #3

Pick-up Truck Rider #2
Pick-up Truck Driver #1
Russian #1

Fencing Teacher
Meter Maid
Vasily
Bartender
Fencer #2

Policeman
Dispatcher
Airport Security Guard
Oil Rig Driver
Airport Patron
Gate Attendant
Eddie
Puerto Rican Kid

Security Guard
Ballet Teacher
Russian #2

Costume Lady

Hooker - Ruby
Black Girl Dancer