Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

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Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

"You've never seen a honeymoon like this"

2013

1h 42m

6.4(247 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.

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Cast & Crew

24 members

Acting

Fábio Porchat

Fábio

Fábio Porchat

Acting

Miá Mello

Miá

Miá Mello

Acting

Marcelo Valle

Wilson

Marcelo Valle

Acting

Inez Viana

Suzana

Inez Viana

Acting

Juliana Didone

Laura

Juliana Didone

Acting

Alejandro Claveaux

Beto

Alejandro Claveaux

Acting

Rafael Queiroga

Cabeça

Rafael Queiroga

Acting

Elke Maravilha

Mirtes

Elke Maravilha

Acting

Catarina Abdala

Madrinha

Catarina Abdala

Acting

Ernani Moraes

Pai do Fábio

Ernani Moraes

Acting

Stepan Nercessian

Juiz de Paz

Stepan Nercessian

Acting

Paulo Carvalho

Homem Cartório

Paulo Carvalho

Acting

Naim José Ayub

Funcionário Navio

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Acting

Lucas Mota

Fábio (Adolescente)

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Acting

Ana Cecília Albuquerque

Laura (Adolescente)

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Acting

Cauê Campos

Cabeça (Adolescente)

Cauê Campos

Acting

Letícia Pedro

Amiga da Laura

Letícia Pedro

Acting

Rose Lima

Creuzinha

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Acting

Alethea Novaes

Jacirene

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Acting

Marco Aurélio Andrade

Robson

No Image

Acting

Pablo Sanábio

Raul

Pablo Sanábio

Acting

Hervé Brunon

Anderson

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Acting

Herbert Richers Junior

Comandante

No Image

Acting

Bruno Bebianno

Esteban

Bruno Bebianno

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