

"Sit. Stay. Play Dad."
Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
Charlie

Dan

Vicki

Zach

Emily

Amanda

Ralph White

Jimmy Lunchbox

Yancy Devlin

Gary - Child Proofer #1

Nick - Child Proofer #2

Martha

Gloria Lawrence

Troop Leader Adam

Condo Woman

Tattoo Artist

Yoshiro Nishamura

Riku

Tijuana Priest
Kelly

Singing Waiter
Singing Hostess

Singing Waiter 2

Indian Guy

Hot Waitress
Grandma

Grandpa
Old Guy
Singing Waiter 3

Hot Waitress 2

Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive

Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Japanese Executive
Driver
Little Kid
Rayburn & Reed Employee

Spanish Lady
Lazy Pooch Employee
Japanese Flight Attendant

Waiter
Hot Waitress 3
Cute Soccer Kid

Soccer Kid

Soccer Kid
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer

Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Back-Up Singer

Back-Up Singer
Back-Up Singer
Muppet

Muppet

Muppet

Muppet
Muppet

Muppet
Gorilla

Zoo Security Guard

Zoo Maintenance

Pretzel Man (uncredited)
Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)

Pedestrian (uncredited)
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Hot Jogger (uncredited)
Handyman (uncredited)
Big Tina (uncredited)
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Japanese Security Guard #1 (uncredited)

Airport Security #3 (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Singing Waiter (uncredited)
Commuter (uncredited)
Businessman (uncredited)

Bartender (uncredited)
Singing Waitress (uncredited)
South Beach Dude (uncredited)

Conga Line Dancer (uncredited)

Girl at Birthday (uncredited)